I lied my physics teacher

First of all, I must admit that I am a liar. I don't like it, but sometimes I am forced to say lies to avoid some unpleasant situations. One of the best lies I ever told was related to my school situation. Maybe you know that when someone forces you to make things you didn't like, you have two options: tell him you don't want to do that thing (but I guess he/she will get upset) or tell him what he wants to hear.

So, I chose the second option when my parents forced me to learn physics in highschool. That year, I never opened that book so, I didn't passed that exam. My teacher, being revolted about such a bad student, wanted to announce my parents about the exam result. There were big chances that I could be found lying, so I told him: "It's no need to call my parents now. I'm gonna tell the truth when I'll get home. You can call after a week to verify if my parents know about the exam".

Of course I didn't told my parents about the exam, and I almost forgot about the stupid teacher. But, after a week, (it was Christmas) he called. Unfortunately for him, at that moment I was home alone so I answered very calm: "Hello!". "Hello, how are you Mr. #### ?", he said. He believed that my father answered, and I noticed that, so the show started. Maybe you can imagine what I have told him...thing like: "I will punish him!", "I'll help him to learn more for next exam!", "It won't happen again!", and everything he wanted to hear!

I acted so calm and confident, so even I believed those lies. :-) When school started again, knowing that my father gets angry so easily, the stupid teacher told me very satisfied: "I'm glad you're still alive!" and "How did you spent your holiday?". "I am fine! But I don't want to talk about that!" He smiled like a retard and walked away! :-)

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